Pants 0. Shit 1.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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