With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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