Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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