I wannas sexs uuuuu
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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