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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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