5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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