i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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