C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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