just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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