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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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