i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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