I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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