Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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