just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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