Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
