Your tits are I can't wait for
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need a beard to bite.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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