it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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