It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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