You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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