Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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