great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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