I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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