i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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