Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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