oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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