After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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