So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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