You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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