Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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