ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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