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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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