Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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