I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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