Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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