im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just want nice things and good sex
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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