I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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