I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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