idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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