is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you would pick up someone in the library
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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