OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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