he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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