Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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