I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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