It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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