Why are handjobs necessary in class?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the day after is always just damage control
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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