You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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