...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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