I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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