let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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