i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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