She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
did you just send me my own nude
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