Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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