If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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