So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
