why didn't you poke me back
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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