Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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